Ava has recently learned the "art" of the Wet Willie. Disgusting, I know, but one of the many rites of passage of childhood.
So, she sucked on her finger, got it good and slimy, and came after me. I successfully blocked her efforts. Sensing that there was no way possible she would be able to put her finger in my ear, she decided to locate her next victim. She made a move toward Eden. Eden was also able to avoid the spit-covered finger.
Seeing no more available receivers of the slimy finger, and not wanting a perfectly good slobbery finger going to waste, Ava decided to give the wet willie to...........herself.
Crazy girl!!!
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Ugh. What a disgusting rite it is.
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That's too funny. Our son is 14 and when he comes to give a hug and kiss before bed (yes, surprisingly he still does that) we have to be wary of the wet willie, because it almost always accompanies the hug and kiss. I think it could be the only reason we still get the hug and kiss. But it's still gross.
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