Thursday, July 23, 2009

Piddle Puddle

Dear Ava,

I am glad that you read my latest notice regarding the usage rights of my bathroom. Unfortunately, I believe you missed the part where I said "choose another toilet".

I thank you for respecting my wishes that you not use my toilet. I do, however, wish that you would use a toilet. It is not acceptable to just pee on the floor.

Thank you.

Tired of cleaning up human waste (A.K.A.- your mother)

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