ATTN: Toilet Abuser...Additional Rules

Dear Ava:

Thank you SO much for your recent compliance with the bathroom standards set forth here, and here.

Please relay these rules to your cousin. Thank you in advance for your efforts.

In addition, also let Kyla know that:

We do NOT pee anywhere but the toilet. This includes, but is not limited to her pants, the floor, the closet, the carpet, the bathtub, the carseat, the couch, the dining room table, etc.

We do NOT poop anywhere but the toilet.

We do NOT run upstairs to poop in our pants in private.

We do NOT wait until naptime to poop in our naptime diaper as soon as the attending adult leaves the room.

We especially do NOT poop in our pants when Aunt Meghan is the attending adult. We should wait until Mimi gets home from work.

Please be advised that these new policies are effective immediately.

Thanks